be that we’re too old – for toilet humor.
Maybe, instead, we should’ve bought a box of
Gummibears and played couch potato. Because
where other stages have a curtain, this one
has two video screens playing cartoons –
instead of an overture. Subliminal
suggestion? You could be home now, watching
t.v. One thing’s for sure: cartoons on t.v.
don’t cost you a $100 a seat.
Of course, it’s all very well-intentioned
(read: didactic), but we don’t have children
to teach. Or canines.
Then again, if you like puppets and vocals
sung like a nursery school choir, by all
means – go. Enjoy. We’ll be across the
street at the bar – with the adults.